ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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