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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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