ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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