ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
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