ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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