ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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