ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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