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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 26 DECEMBER 2015
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
  2. There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
  3. You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
  4. You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
  5. Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
  6. Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
  7. "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…

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