ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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