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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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