ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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