ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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