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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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