ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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