ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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