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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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