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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
AI agrees with you more than any human ever has.
That's not wisdom. That's a well-mannered hostage with a monthly subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
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- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
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- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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