ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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