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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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