ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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