ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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