ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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