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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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