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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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