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MONDAY, 13 AUGUST 2018
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
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