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Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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