ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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