ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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