ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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