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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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