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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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