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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 9 OCTOBER 2019
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
  2. Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
  3. You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
  4. Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
  5. You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
  6. You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
  7. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.

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