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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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