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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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