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Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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