ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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