ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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