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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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