ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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