ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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