ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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