ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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