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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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