ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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