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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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