ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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