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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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