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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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