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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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