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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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